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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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