i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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