Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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