So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you will always have a special place in my vag
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
dude. I can hear the air.
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