dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
sex in a hospital.. check
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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