none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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