dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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