smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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