two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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