walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
