Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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