You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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