She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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