4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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