whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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