Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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