this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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