atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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