Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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