trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving