Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up