Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.