hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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