so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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