Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize