I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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