is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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