was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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