the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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