well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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