Dual....:-)
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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