Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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