Duck Duck Cougar?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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