You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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