If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she smelled like a LAN party
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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