yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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