It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Why did my mother make you get naked?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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