I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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