i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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