We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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