she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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