I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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