Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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