dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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