The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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