I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
is wine microwaveable?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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