I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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