If i come over, it means nothing
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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