Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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