scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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