Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do herpes really smell.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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