And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Randomize
