i permit you to call me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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