ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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